“How to get children to eat sand…”
“Every wire is just white, because why not mess with the installer.”
“This official PlayStation brand shirt with the circle, x, and triangle colors wrong.”
“This house was built about 4 feet below street level. Now they will have a very short, steep driveway down into the garage.”
“This popcorn bag that says microwave for 2 minutes 30 seconds, but has a picture of a microwave with 3 minutes on it.”
“This portable heater has started to melt its own handle.”
“They put braille on this mirror so blind people can use it.”
"Making tea for my wife and I in the dark. Grabbed two tea bag’s that I thought were the same. Not sure sure who got which tea. Will report which one of us pooped the bed and who slept through it"
"How my husband wrote the date that he opened this orange juice"
"My wife’s licence plate on her Ford Edge."
"My husband pulled his car over to pick this up from the ground."
"My wife’s 230,578 unread emails."
"I asked my husband to seal an envelope for mailing"
"My wife hung this on our door and didn’t really put a lot of thought in the arm position. My girl here seems to be having fun."
"How my husband cut this pizza. Do I… do I stay married??"
"The way my wife cut the pizzas"
"I asked my husband to buy some cheap plastic drinking cups so that we don’t always have to drink from glass cups and potentially break them while handling them. This is what he bought… (and no we don’t have kids)"
"Moved our extremely heavy King Bed headboard for the first time in 5 years. Guess which side my wife sleeps on."
"My husband decided to make a jewelry box for his mother for Christmas but got high right before drawing the initial design. I pulled this out of the recycling the next day."
"My wife eats apples from the bottom…including the core."
"Noticed a section of the hedge had turned brown and died. Mentioned it to my husband, came home to this…"
"My husband made lunch for me today"
"My wife gave me bathbomb for Valentines called LUNA. Pretty sure they should have called it WATERBIRTH"
"My Wife Loaded the Dishwasher.."