“My brother works outdoors and wears the same hat every day.”
“My fiancé framed this accidental photo of me.”
“My friends are memomagnetists. I’m pretty sure it’s not contagious.”
“This tree I discovered on our property today”
“Residents called the wildlife service because they saw a ’lion.’”
“Workers at the Prague airport having fun”
“The way my rabbit looks when he relaxes”
“My mom doesn’t have a ladder long enough.”
“Bought a new monitor, unsure how to proceed.”
“My brother punched a hole in the wall, so my mom framed it.”
“Ordered 8 extra-large shirts; received eight 8 XL shirts.”
"My husband’s version of “The kitchen is clean!’”
“My mom made this for my wife for her birthday. It’s the evolution of my daughter’s temper tantrum.”
“My daughter drew this in kindergarten. Title: Moms chatting after school”
“I was wondering why my husband wasn’t cuddling me.”
“Not what my husband had in mind when I told him I made myself a fancy dress.”
“’Dropped ice cream on my cake,’ made by my sister.”
“I present the Charmander costume my dad made for my brother about a decade ago.”
“Caught my husband red-handed — thought he was working out.”
“My mom sent me a picture of her water bottle with the caption, ’I’ll get you next time, Optimus!’”
“My hedgehog, who normally hates everyone and everything, finally made a new friend!”
“My mom has this hanging above the dryer in her laundry room.”
“My friend’s 3-year-old really wanted that candy she worked so hard for.”
“I don’t think my mom understands how her rice cooker works.”
“I left my husband with the baby for 10 minutes.”
“My black doggo’s face never shows up in pics, so I fixed it and made it so you can see his happy face.”
“She was told not to play in the trash. Was caught red-handed.”
“My niece was jokingly given a roll of toilet paper as her Christmas gift and she loved it.”
“’Take maternity photos,’ they said. ’You’ll feel beautiful, they said.’”
Watch Colbert if you really want to cry.
You're named after a curry.