“The way this cheese lines up perfectly with the bread”
“Eating this part of the ice cream cone”
“The curves in this freshly set concrete walkway”
“Our drink drawer in our fridge is fully stocked.”
“The paper peeled off my Reese’s cup perfectly clean.”
“A broom setup at our local garden store”
“These crocheted sunshades in Alhaurín de la Torre, Spain”
“The way my blanket came out of the washer so perfectly”
“My griddle, full of silver dollar pancakes”
“A square brownie in a square bowl”
“Cleaning off dirty weather is definitely oddly satisfying.”
“The way this incense burned”
“Two portraits with the same pen I did.”
“Turned my spare bedroom into a ball pit so my doggo can have the time of his life.”
“Watching Revolutionary Road. I had to pause to go to the bathroom when suddenly...”
“Note: Spaghetti fits perfectly in a Pringles can.”
“Why waste a cool space by closing it off with a wall?”
“Finally got outside for some quiet time. Found the chalk and filled in the crack in the driveway.”
“Making poached eggs, all were double-yolked.”
“My pasta synchronized perfectly in the pan whilst cooking.”
“Found a perfectly shaped piece of glass in the sole of my shoe.”
“Dearest friends, this is what a public toilet should look like.”
“Frost on my window looks like a Dr. Seuss drawing.”
“This wooden chair perfectly separates the light by color.”
“My friend’s grandma turns 101 years old on Saturday. These are her natural nails, she used to be a hand model back in her 20s!”
" now get a job with that skill "
- Sir Clarence the Grump