"She insisted on hanging out at home. She lived with like 6 people, and they always had friends over. I felt like a bf extra on Friends or Seinfeld."
"She didn’t like museums"
"She wouldn’t clear the excess time off the microwave display."
"I had a guy break up with me in high school because God told him to… I was like uh okay guess I can’t argue with that one."
"Live, laugh, love style home decor."
"She did that thing with her voice where every sentence she said ended with a question mark."
"My grandparents were very southern. When I was a kid, I spent the night at their house and heard them…wrestling. I heard my grandpa say my grandma’s name, Sarah, but with his accent he said “Ooh Say-ruh!”
I met a girl named Sarah who was also southern. When she introduced herself as “Say-ruh” I had to nope out. It just gave me the heebie jeebies."
"His last name was Fister."
"She had the same name as my mom."
"She had the same first name and last name as my grandpa"
"She had the feminine version of my name and that’s just too cutesy."
"Inability to form a coherent sentence in text"
"I literally re-thought about my relationship with my ex when we went to the zoo (I paid for everything, tickets, parking, food, gift shop, etc which all wasn’t cheap) and he had the nerve to say our trip to the zoo was “boring”."
"Ended things with a guy over various other reasons, but the most annoying was how many times he told me that “He’d leave me for Miranda Lambert in a heart beat”. Which okay, I get it some people have a ‘list’ of celebrities they’d leave their S/O over, mostly as a joke. But this was like everyday, just randomly said not related to the conversations we were having at the time, and he meant it. He made sure I understood that if for some god forsaken reason Miranda Lambert walked in through the front door, I was gone."
"Only went on one date but he named his cat Creamy, and the way he said it grossed me out."
“‘cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs! :):):):) :p:p:p:p =))))))”
"He wore fake glasses and didn’t like vegetables."
"Wasn’t my pettiness, but a girl I went on a few dates with wouldn’t date me because she wanted to be the “artistic” one in the relationship and she was worried that me being a musician would spoil that for her."
"My wife once told me she couldn’t be with someone who wasn’t around the same level of intelligence as she. I have no idea how I’m going to keep it a secret that I’m a f@#king idiot the rest of our lives."
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I hope she got him sterilized before dumping him :DDDDDDDDDDD