“My wife cuts bananas in half and just leaves the tops.”
“I cut the crust off my toddler’s sandwich, so she would eat the whole thing. I came back to this.”
“Found a toilet paper graveyard at my boyfriend’s place.”
“My brother was playing darts outside and hit the sliding door...”
"My husband set up a motion sensor sign that lights up when my cat poops....please hire him, he has too much time on his hands"
“The way my wife cut up this avocado for my daughter for lunch”
“My dad says I don’t deserve or need a doorknob.”
“My wife often leaves her keys here...she’ll then follow up with, ’Why can’t I ever find my keys?’”
“My daughter knows how to fix it. She simply refuses to do so to infuriate me.”
“My dad’s phone — he says he doesn’t want to scratch it.”
“My sister promised she’d take the chicken out of the oven while I took a bath and relaxed after driving all day.”
“Went to the bathroom. Came back to find that my girlfriend had taken a bite out of my burrito.”
“How my wife loads the dishwasher”
“My kitchen after a week of my boyfriend being in charge of cleaning”
“Neighbors moved out, took their cat’s collar, but not the cat.”
“I work in a mall with a book store and found this yesterday.”
“My friend just broke my several million old piece of amber.”
"Must have been done on purpose."
“Be me, sitting in my car, having lunch. Watched a woman hit the pole.”
“Called police on me. Claimed I moved the pole to cause her to get into an accident.”
“My girlfriend’s brother decided to stab holes in my shoes for no reason. He is 26 years old.”
“My bookshelves broke while I was studying at my desk, hitting my head and burying all the school material I have, computer, and phone.”
“I asked my gf to cut the potatoes in half. Those are teeth marks.”
“Walked away from my cart for 5 minutes.”
“Every waste can in this entire major city’s hospital is a lie.”
“Dad letting his kid climb the luggage rack on a train.”
“The way my mom dries dishes.”
“My neighbor woke up to this.”
“These people who think their car has priority over everyone else’s.”
“The big family behind us at the food court when they left.”
"Mmm, raw chicken nuggets."
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#25 The bag is in wrong, stop trying to be an @$$ for likes.
#21 if a 26 yr old did that. he can face adult consequences of paying up or getting punched.
I agree!!!