"The HOA In My Friend’s Neighborhood Recently Threatened Her Neighbors With A Fine If They Didn’t Hide Their Trash Cans. This Is Their Solution"
"Shorts Are Now Deemed "Inappropriate" For Retail Counter Workers At USPS. Skorts Are Still Ok"
"He Saw Us Feeding The Ducks And Pretended To Be One"
"I Wasn't Allowed To Use A Notebook At My Cashier Job, So I Started Writing My Book About Bullying On Printed Out Receipts. This Year I Finally Published My Novel"
"So The NYC Subway Has Banned Dogs Unless They 'Fit In A Bag'. New Yorkers Got Creative"
"Good Boi Knows He's Not Allowed To Have Sticks Inside"
"This Restaurant Is Only Allowed To Sell Beer If Someone Buys Food"
"Satellite Dishes Are Strictly Forbidden"
"When The Sign Says No Photography"
"Iranian Girl Cheers For Her Favourite Football Team From Behind The Fence As Iranian Women Aren't Allowed Into Stadiums"
"Sandwich Only Sits With My Wife, But I Think I Found A Way To Beat The System"
"My Kindergartener Was Feeling Proud Of This Solution To Her Homework"
"Told This Guy I Only Date People 6 Feet Or Up And He Sent Me This"
"It’s 70’s Day And This Kid Is Dressing For The 1770’s"
"That Wasn't An Option But Well Done Anyway"
"Cat Isn't Allowed On The Table, Found A Loophole To Still Be The Center Of Attention While We Eat"
"If You Have A Stain On Your Shirt, Outline The Stain With A Pen And Give It A Name. This Will Make It Seem Like You Visited A Random Island"
"He Is Not Allowed To Put His Paws On The Screen Door So This Is What He Does"
"Roxy Knows She's Allowed On The Barstool, And Not On The Counter. Roxy Also Likes To Test Her Limits"
"My Fourth Grader’s Math Homework. She Said “This Way I Didn’t Even Need To Think About It”"
"She's Not Allowed On The Couch"
"Playing Outside"
"In The 1990s, A California Man, Steve Comisar, Began Putting Ads In National Magazines Selling "Solar Powered Dryers" For $49.95"
"My Professor Asked For The Essay To Be In Times New Roman And A4 Size, He Didn't Say It Needed To Be On Paper Though"
"Teacher Said We Are Allowed To Bring Single Side Paper For Notes During Final"
"Very Fussy Chihuahua Will Only Eat If Another Dog Is Watching. Here’s Our Workaround While Our Other Dog Is Away"
"He Knows He's Not Allowed On The Counter, But I Never Said Anything About The Lunchbox"
"I Wasn’t Allowed To Play Much, So Usually I Woke Up Earlier Than Everyone And Played On The PS1 With The Sound On Mute For A Couple Of Hours. Until I Got Caught"
"Paris Marathon Was Cancelled So This Dude Ran Back And Forth On His 7 Meter Balcony For A Marathon Length"
"My Girlfriend Bet Me She Could Write Any Swear Word On My Calculator, I Bet Her $50 She Couldn’t"
"My Wife Is An English Teacher. She Gave This Student An A For This Assignment"
"My Friend Works As An English Teacher In Sweden"
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Should be a lot more of that too...