“Red Robin has pizza now, but when you customize the order it defaults to no cheese and no sauce. I didn’t notice it until I got home from curbside pickup.”
“Was pretty excited that my Father’s Day present came early.”
“Phone slipped out of my pocket while go karting and became wedged under the kart. This is what I found at the end of the lap.”
“Bought a “brand new” jacket online. Found this inside the pocket…”
“Ordered a new chlorinator for the pool, the instructions came on VHS.”
“I got stuck behind a draw bridge today.. and so did an ambulance.”
“Finally got my license, it came expired! Thanks New York!”
“Waited five years for this cactus to bloom. Leaving for a five-day trip, I noticed this.”
“Thought I bought forks.”
“Losing your glasses while rock climbing.”
“My son teased his sister and she threw a Switch controller at my parent’s 75″ TV.”
“Saved 4 years to buy a BMW, 3-days later this piece of metal bounced on the highway into my headlight. Destroyed the headlight and the module. Dealership wants $2895 to fix it.”
“Chilling in the bathroom with my parents and cat during a tornado warning.”
“We sterilize every flight” but apparently do not remove human hair from a cup holder do we JetBlue?”
“Guess I’ll be living unhealthy.”
“My mother took up a hair cutting course 9 years ago. With just little practice she confidently lured my brother in for a haircut. This is the result.”
“Whole Foods Prime delivery for my mom’s birthday.”
“The box said 3000 pieces. A week of quarantine tells me it’s 2999.”
"It's my first summer in Arizona. Left my laptop in my car. Lesson learned."
"Dropped a weight on my phone at the gym… learned my lesson"
"The person whose hiding spot was betrayed by the Sun"
"So I ordered McDonalds via DoorDash and found this in the bag. Not only did the DoorDash driver get my order wrong, but I think he messed up some poor dude’s plans…"
"This tire is 6 days old"
"Our new oven is 1/4” too big for the existing spot"
"The toilet paper of a $30,000,000,000 company"
"My upstairs neighbors left their trash on their porch durring a rainstorm, and now my window is covered in rotten milk trash juices"
"This guy was recording the scenery through the bus window for about 15 minutes before he realized it wasn’t recording"
"Oven just exploded for some reason"
"Just had Satan's moustache crawl across my face when I was trying to go to sleep. My skin is crawling."
"This $10 salad I paid for at a restaurant"
"The bag ripped in the back of my car :("
"My new TV was just delivered"
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Correct. BMW's are way overpriced and they break down a lot. Go with a Honda or Toyota if you want a solid reliable vehicle. If you need to flaunt your money, go with their Acura or Lexus versions.
In Poland the BMW abreviations is explained as "Bedziesz Mial Wydatki". It means "You will have expenses".
In Germany we have
"bring mich Werkstatt" = take me (to a) garage
"bei Mercedes weggeworfen" = thrown away at the Mercedes (factory)
or
"bayrischer Mistwagen " = bavarian dung truck
Spend a winter in New England you'll get the same end result (a dead laptop) if you leave it in the car overnight. The guy came into our IT department saying his laptop wouldn't start up and after us asking several different questions (while feeling how friggin cold the laptop was) he finally admitted what happened. Several hours later the hard drive warmed up enough that we could get the data off it but the screen was toast...
still gotta pay deductible.
#14 Save for another 4 years and buy a new light. You'll still be a moron for wasting your money on a BMW - but that's probably why you bought one in the first place.