“I found a pink grasshopper.”
“My gym has a pic of Steve Carell hanging on the wall.’
“This hotel has “How Not to Be a D#ck”
“This kiwi with a heart shaped core.”
“The parking lines at this Dentist’s in Dublin are toothbrushes with some toothpaste.”
“Ken Jeong was a physician at the hospital I work at.”
“Got an antique pill container from the 50s-70s at a garage sale today. There was an ancient doobie inside.”
“I found one random ketchup from last Halloween at the grocery store.”
“Got to work on the Wienermobile today.”
“This newly opened bag of M&M’s with a disproportionate amount of blue ones.”
“My sister replaced her office chair wheels with rollerblade wheels.”
“These 2 UPS trucks trading packages.”
“This slug drew a snail.”
“Bought some eggs off my neighbor and thought I’d try to sort them.”
“This mini pineapple from my parents farm.”
“My cousin’s Samurai sword shift knob.”
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You need to spray some cold water on them; if they complain then they were mating.
One of the trucks has broken down so they're transferring the packages to continue the route.