"We Told Our 3-Year-Old That New Year Is Special Because You Get To Toast. Later, She Said: "Are We Gonna Make A Toast Now?" And Thus, A New Year's Day Tradition Was Born"
"Someone At A Festival Offered Me A Little Bag Of Coke"
"Mom Told Her Daughter To Grab Her Mask So They Can Go To The Store. This Was The Mask She Grabbed"
"My Buddy Was Told He Could Wear A Costume"
"Told My Boyfriend I Was Getting Him A Burger For Christmas"
"My Dad Asked Me If I Wanted An Egg Sandwich. I'm Not Even Mad, This Is Genius"
"My Cousin Wanted Cake And Ordered One. Told The Bakers To Write Whatever They Wanted Because It Was For Just For Her Anyway"
"I Asked My 5-Year-Old To Keep An Eye On His Sister While I Served Him Dinner, I Peek Out Of The Kitchen And Find Him Like This. His Sister Is In Good Hands"
"My Buddy Jokingly Decided To Get A Henna Tattoo Of A Mustache While At The Beach. The Foreign Worker Didn't Understand What He Was Saying"
"I Was So Busy In The Kitchen I Didn't Know What To Do First, My Little Brother Asked Me What He Can Do To Help. I Told Him To 'Get That Bag Of Potato, Peel Half Of Them And Boil'"
"My Bro Told My Grandma, Jokingly, That He Wanted 100 Things From The Dollar Store For Christmas, Grandma Doesn't Like Being Challenged"
"My Wife Doesn’t Want Our Newborn Son’s Face Posted On Social Media, So She Asked Me To Censor It. Needless To Say, I Won’t Be Asked To Do That Again"
"My Son Wanted "Cold Hard Cash" For His Birthday"
"My Sister In Law Told My Brother “Use Those DIY Books And Fix The Chair!” Done"
"How Do You Want Your Sandwich Cut She Said. I Don't Care I Said. Turns Out I Do, Mildly"
"Every Year I Get My Boyfriend A Cake For His Birthday. This Year I Asked What Type He Wanted. He Said, “I Don’t Care”"
"My Friend's Tattoo. When Asked "What Does That Mean?" He Replies, "I Don't Know, I Don't Speak Chinese." That Is Literally What It Means"
"This Is What A Human Hand Looks Like Under A Microscope"
"A First Grade Class Was Asked What They Would Say If The Pilgrims Showed Up At Their Door On Thanksgiving"
"Asked For My Cheese Steak To Be Made With Love. They Delivered"
"Always Asked For A Skateboard As A Kid. My Parents Said Not Until I'm 35. Today They Delivered"
"They Asked For A Lion Cut, They Got It"
"They Asked Me To "Dress Like What You Want To Be When You Grow Up". So I Went With Retired On An Island"
"Experts Recommend Keeping Your Daily Rituals Even While Working From Home"
"My Daughter When She Said She Wanted To Be A Transformer For Halloween"
"This Is The Picture Amazon Sent My Bill To Say The Packages Were "Delivered To A Family Member Directly""
"My Brother's Camp Requires The Kids Write A Letter Home After The First Week"
• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
Who changes the letters to symbols ... is it the site people ?
F*r f@#k's s*ke, w*'r* all gr*wn up.
#46 funny as hell! Well played, Josh. Well played!