“Found some graffiti on my fence this morning. Just finished putting it up a couple weeks ago.”
“Just finished remodeling my kitchen and I broke the glass top to my stove. It has been discontinued. A new top costs about $500 and used tops are $250 in not good condition.”
“Someone stole the public bike repair station…”
“My neighbors teenage Son came in hot today.”
“So the roofers didn’t get the tarp on properly before it rained a LOT.”
“McDonalds forgot to put a patty in my kids burger.”
“My unexpected and unwanted bedmate this morning.”
“Accidentally ran my favorite necklace through the washing machine.”
“Drove over a piece of roofing and got 4 nails in my tire.”
“Never trust 6Pack containers…”
“Was waiting for a new tree, but got more sidewalk instead.”
“During a weekend call-shift I stopped by Wendy’s for their new hot honey chicken sandwich. It was just a tad rare.”
“Reheating a boiled egg.”
“This dead bug is NOT on the surface of my $700 monitor.”
“It’s my first summer in Arizona. Left my laptop in my car. Lesson learned.”
“PlayStation 5 – mouse ate the rubber off the sticks after the cats brought it in and left it in the TV cabinet.”
"Landscapers trimmed my plastic plant."
"I ordered a cannoli to go and drove home then opened the box to this."
"My wife’s first trip on a plane and this was the view out her window."
"I took some aspirin when I was tired it was really late at night. I realized an hour later that what I took was not aspirin."
"36 items from my grocery were unavailable 8 were substituted for dog food"
"The Half gallon has only been home for 15min. Someone tell Old Gregg."
"Brand new phone for work, right out of the box, immediate text message:"
"Waited the entire summer to harvest potatoes and this is all my garden produced."
"Car salesman after we chose to buy from somewhere else…"
"My cat chewed my $90 headphones in half, on my birthday"
"I tripped and peed on the floor"
"There it goes my expensive 100% cocoa and my white hoodie"
"Nesting in monitor"
Medicine, Care, Health *jazzhands*
many. List is too long to reproduce. That particular one is Stelara.
Germany calling. Stelara's 10€ here
BS. STELARA 90mg prefilled syringe lowest price € 5284.67 in Germany online.
Sorry, I didn't finish it. 10 € is the prescription fee, the drug costs nothing.
Must be Australia.