“I wonder how far this onion could go.”
“I came home to this last night. I married the right woman.”
“I crocheted my dress, and a good friend crocheted my bouquet.”
“My brother’s epic mullet, circa 1994”
“My friend cut into his cake and said, ’Oh my gosh, this cake is a meme.’”
“A 14-foot-tall mannequin from the Moschino store in SoHo, NYC”
“An absolute unit of a carrot — large man forearm for scale”
“My niece thought my mom needed this sticker while she was sleeping.”
“She met a dog for the first time.”
“Holding the first girl born into the family in 31 years”
“Visual contact that only the bravest can endure”
“Turns out my girlfriend’s dog is in love with me.”
“My cousin (left) and our nana on her wedding day”
“I couldn’t imagine anyone loving popcorn so much.”
“My 90-year-old grandma just graduated!”
“Ever wonder how deaf people wake up in the morning? This is my vibrating alarm clock — I’m deaf and a heavy sleeper.”
Makes the kid look like a gay Sumo wrestler.
Dog looks alright.
You seem like an extremely grounded individual. Not bitter at all.