“One of my mozzarella sticks tonight”
“My fiancée wanted to be nice and make some ribs. Turns out Pyrex can shatter.”
“I ordered a plain burger with cheese. I got a plain burger. With cheese.”
“The weather was nice outside yesterday.”
“My graduation photo”
“2 pizzas I bought to bake in my hotel that has no oven.”
“Late night flight canceled. The airline was unable to put us in a hotel.”
“My pillow in my €120 a night hotel”
“Sun through the skylight is a direct hit to the record player.”
“I guess they won’t be driving anywhere anytime soon.”
“My sister got me a new book for my birthday.”
“My friend went to Disneyland wearing the wrong shirt.”
“My coworker and I found a praying mantis at work and took a picture with it. It turned out more like a couple’s engagement photo.”
“Found this old thing after I thought I lost it years ago. Still fits like a glove.”
• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
#12 Isn't that a black microwave oven?
I would have gone with black and silver.
Ever had microwaved pizza ?