“Trying to control your significant other. Yikes.”
“Shared social media accounts. Just no.”
“Don’t send flowers too often.”
“Constantly posting relationship bs on their snap stories. I mean a few pics are fine here and there, but I really don’t need to be spammed.”
“Tell each other that you love them over and over again. It sounds cute and happy at the start but after every day of listening to the same thing not only spikes suspicion; but also gets annoying.”
“Giving up your social media passwords.”
“Don’t try to dress up your gf as your favorite anime character. You have a real woman now!”
“That whole ‘open phone policy’ where they have full access to each other’s phones, social media, passwords to everything, share location with each other constantly, know where each other are and what each other are doing 24/7. It’s f@#king weird.”
“Put a leash on your partner, or growl at every person who talks to them.”
“Snort meth in the bathroom, and install Grindr on your phone so you can hook up with every dude in the area, while simultaneously being homophobic.”
“Forcing jokes all the time and ridicule any serious situation (may be romantic, sad, troublesome). Fun is great in relationships, but I want to be able to enjoy quiet and loving moments as well.”
“Check each other’s texts.”
“Beg 4 sex.”
“Take it that seriously unless you’re married.”
“Cursing at your significant other often.”
“I like to keep things sexy. Other than if you are sick, I have no desire to know about pooping, popping pimples, …etc. I know it happens, and I’m fine with that but just handle that sh#t privately.”
“Hold hands in public and stare deeply into each other’s eyes. Slowly lean in for a kiss, and sit there, lips connected, still staring into each other’s eyes, slowly breathing in and out through your nose, very audibly.”
“Cheat, flirt with others for ‘fun,’ be mean, keep the relationship a secret that you can’t tell anyone, and not being able to respect others or your partner’s privacy.”
“That whole daddy/mommy and baby girl/boy thing, I just think role-playing a parent and child thing in your adult, most likely sexual relationship, is weird.”
While I have this open phone policy with my SO (it just kind of happened, we didn't talk about it or plan it) I totally understand and accept every person who doesn't like this. It's okay to have privacy, even if there's no secret and nothing hidden