“Accidentally left the garage open for 1 hour. They’re everywhere.”
“Just got off work, tripped on the way in the door.”
“I think my plate was telling me that I’m 35 and don’t need Totinos pizza.”
“Made two of these bad boys, was basically finished with the first before I realized I was eating mold.”
“Our washer decided to become a smoke machine.”
“My 2yo GE oven exploded an hour after I turned it off.”
“Broke my finger at work, got fired after the drug test. All at the end of a 12 hour night shift.”
“My Little Brother Was Trying To Move Today… Geez.”
“Trying to finish up a last minute job. Don’t forget to latch your screw boxes people.”
“Used ramps to change oil for the first time… while backing up, the ramps slid/shot out and hit the 5qt used oil container and painted my garage a new color.”
“Broke my leg by standing too fast and falling onto myself.”
“The stairs on my daily commute pedestrian bridge were removed without warning..”
“First overseas flight in 9 years! Paid extra for a window seat so I can see everything.”
“Brand New $1300 set of golf clubs I bought as a birthday present to myself. On my very first swing (club head is somewhere in the pond)”
“Honey, have you seen my other AirPod?”
"Halfway into the pizza, noticed there's a huge footprint inside the pizza box."
"Sold my iPad in public space at night in Minnesotan -10F temperature, turned out it's fake."
"$400 window replacement to steal a pair of $20 headphones I found at goodwill..."
"Bought a PS5 for my son’s birthday. Someone at UPS swapped it out with a rock"
"This is my view from the bathroom floor, looking at the hole in the ceiling I just fell through."
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#28 boarding with a fo king fried chicken...?
#34 glass chair mat? pretty stupid idea
#28 Not only is that a d@#k move but with all of that grease it doesn't even look eatable.