“Possum observing at my wife’s lab, Australia.”
“A stranger noticed that my wife and I have a cat art wall and left us a new piece.”
“This carpet is all alligators.”
“All the different colors in gumtree leaves during the winter in Australia.”
“In that case, I won’t have 2 slices, I think I’ll just have 1 slice twice.”
“My hotel room floor is made of eye floaters.”
“My cousin’s Samurai sword shift knob.”
“I found a pink grasshopper.”
“The parking lines at this dentist’s office in Dublin are toothbrushes with some toothpaste.”
“This rose flower grew inside out.”
“The birds used zip ties to help build a nest.”
“My local pastry shop misspelled donut on their boxes.”
“The way this railing’s shadow perfectly zigzags on the stairs.”
“I’m in the ER at night and this oximeter is making my hand look like E.T.’s.”
“There was a peacock standing on the roof of my neighbor’s mini-van.”
“My toothpaste has ‘love’ listed as an additional ingredient.”
“The phenomenon known as the running tree in Bulgaria.”
.... mainly their feet.
And now I can't unsee that...
"Where's my big t-o-o-o-o-o-e?"