“A mosquito bit the cheek of my Mr. Magoo tattoo and made it look like he was blushing.”
“The reflection made it look like the guy had a coffee cup in his hair.”
"A sarcastic-looking fish"
“The name of Adam Sandler’s character in his new movie, The Do-Over, is Max Kessler. My name is Max Kessler. And I look just like him.”
“A section of my fish tank broke, causing a corner of my house to be lit up by rainbow colors. My cat became a rainbow cat.”
“Sea urchin eye — seen at the fish tank in my dentist’s office.”
“My chocolate croissants look like little sloths.”
“The sun landed perfectly on this saw fish to give it a skull.”
“These opals look like mini hatching dragon eggs.”
“Safe to eat? Found in my backyard.”
“Why is there a soul trapped in my thunder egg?”
“Our 2 cats look like they were cross-stitched onto the carrier.”
“My chicken breast looks like a fish!”
“My friend’s dog had puppies, and they look like black bear cubs.”
“Pizzas that pretend to be ice-cream cones”
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sasquatch laying out on his front
Who gets a tattoo of the German chancellor?