"A Storm Blew Over My Porch Sign This Week And I Set It Back Up Without Paying Attention. Walking To My Front Door Just Now I Realized The “O” Is Now Hidden Behind The Crate"
"Spotted In Local Brewery Restroom"
"Unsuccessful Bc I Counted Them And Only Saw 17"
"On The Back Window Of A Van Which Was In Front Of Me At A Red Light"
"These Soda Flavors Are Getting Out Of Control"
"Left Overnight By My 14 Year Old Son. Popular With Me Because Who Doesn’t Love A Polite Teenager? Unpopular With The Cat Because He Can’t Read And Drank Out Of The Toilet"
"July 4, 2011, On A Lamppost In My Neighborhood. I’m Still Confused 11 Years Later"
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I'm confused about what this sign is saying. Something about squirrels not following traffic direction and either you can buy or use a giant mallet for $100?