“I tried my hand at gardening this year. Behold my bounteous harvest in its entirety.”
“My accidental sacrifice in the name of art. Goodbye, eyelashes.”
“My friend went to Disneyland wearing the wrong shirt.”
“I clogged the toilet and my mother-in-law digs up this plunger from the basement.”
“Someone had a sense of humor at work.”
“Trash I found in 25 square feet of my forest”
“The roof in my apartment collapsed due to rain, but the latex paint caught the drywall.”
“A circle of glass got knocked out of my window by a chip of concrete thrown from a circular saw cutting curbstone outside.”
“One of my kids lost my Parker pen and replaced it with this one.”
“I lost my leg last year. Today, I got a flamingo tattoo since we both stand on one leg.”
"Size 10 left in the sun in the car shrinks?"
"Asked my wife to keep the oven on low for the burgers. Puts it on low, broil, and forget to take the plastic cover off."
"Newtons cradle that I spent 25 dollars on came out of the box tangled beyond belief."
"Maple syrup spilling in my fridge."
"Girlfriend was helping cut my hair , she was doing a fantastic job until I heard a gasp."
"I asked a stranger to photograph my triumph. Here's what I saw next"
"My whisk shattered into rust. A whole dozen eggs gone to waste."
"I just bought the dang thing"
"Went camping with the buddies last weekend and found this surprise in my tire"
"My uncle put out his cigarette out on my hotdog i left unattended for 2 minutes. He thought i was done. That was the last hotdog too... :("
"I put a hole in the wall because I passed out while blowing my nose"
"I flew nearly 5,000 miles to get drone shots of Ireland and forgot my charger."
"Found an earwig in my loofa AFTER washing myself off in the shower.."
"Lightning struck close and fried PS5, 2 monitors and my PC"
"I‘m in suite 86…"
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That has nothing to do with luck and a lot to do with their uncle being a jack @$$...
#45 "But wait, there's more. Order right now and we will throw in a Gordian Knot for no extra charge."