“Lost my wedding ring a month ago, bought a new one today. Also, today...”
“Company sent mismatched pieces of my new couch today. They don’t make the couch anymore.”
“Was practicing my frisbee golf drives and this happened.”
“Lightning struck a vent and traveled up into a toilet during a thunderstorm.”
“Why did my watch stop? Oh.”
“Our family photo taken with a disposable camera on July 4th, 2001 in Bishop, CA. We’ll never get a better Christmas card.”
“A bee flew toward the camera at the exact moment we took a picture.”
“Thought I ordered 5 bananas.”
“My drone got stuck up in a tree, then fell down and broke, but at least I got a cool picture.”
“I was less than half a mile away from home...”
“Someone stole my bike but left my helmet behind...”
“My mother took a hair cutting course 9 years ago. With just little practice, she confidently lured my brother in for a haircut.”
“Broke my leg by standing too fast and falling onto myself.”
“I’ll never kick a ball higher in my life.”
“I had the groomer try a new clip on my dog.”
“I was late to work due to an unscheduled parade.”
“My blinds melted in the sun.”
“My friend just sent me this pic from the cinema.”
“Heard a loud bang come from my living room.”
“Good. Now, I get to learn how garages work.”
“A bug got stuck to my freshly painted nails.”
“Asked my aunt to take my pic to look like I was holding up the world. She said it was perfect. I didn’t check until I got home.”
“The tattoo artist gave my spider 9 legs.”
“Forgot my headphones on the ground while the Roomba was running.”
“My buddy lives next door to a car dealership and forgot his parking brake.”
“There was a piece of sand on my glasses’ cleaning cloth.”
“Spilled bleach on my new black pants.”
“A pipe broke upstairs.”
“My little brother was trying to move today.”
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That has nothing to do with luck and a lot to do with their uncle being a jack @$$...
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