“My kid has his adult tooth growing in behind his child’s tooth. He’s 6. He also has not lost any teeth yet.”
“I was scrolling through Google Maps in my city.”
“Wasps have decided to build a nest on my cycling bag that’s hanging in my shed.”
“This pepper I grew looks like a Terry Pratchett character.”
“This piece of hose was swallowed by a tree at work.”
“That look from this fish.”
“My car was parked next to my car.”
“We had an unexpected visitor at the beach today.”
“Left an eye print in my glasses after I accidentally punched myself.”
“Cleaned a notoriously haunted, repurposed mansion (now a community college) and saw this.”
“This window decoration. There are 2 more windows next to it filled with doll heads.”
“This roll of TP is way above the toilet. No idea why.”
“Vending machine must have malfunctioned and spewed out all of its chips. Unfortunately, the door was held closed by the weight.”
“Somebody taped this pork loin roast to the wall of the elevator I was in.”