Don’t Tell Them The Odds! (20 PICS + 1 GIF)

Posted in PICTURES       28 Jul 2022       3320       7 GALLERY VIEW



Raising anchor of your oil tanker only to realize you’ve hooked an unexploded torpedo.

-iltifaat_yousuf

This sign post was launched into the side of my apartment after a drunk driving accident on my street.

-SeriousCats

Man catches the same fish a month and a half later.

-B-L-O-C-K-S

I’ll never kick a kickball higher in my life.

-sacklunch3388

Back in 2000, Kevin Hines jumped off the golden gate bridge due mental illnesses. He miraculously survived because a sea lion was bumping him up and kept his head above water. Now he is a suicide prevention speaker.

-Nazo5

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Almost died this morning on the highway. Bounced from the left lane up in the air and impaled my windshield.

-acidwife

My mom killed a wasp while closing the garage door.

-NadaMas333

Luckily for the people in the truck, their search for a lawyer is over before it began.

-PrimalNumber

Bird flew at precisely the right height and velocity to successfully sh#t inside my car through my open window while I sat in line at a drive thru. Almost a bullseye on the trip button.

-MyssQyx

This drunk @$$hole crashed into a ‘Report Impaired Drivers’ sign in Canada.

-Dusty_Tendy_4_2_18_2

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My egg perfectly inverted itself.

-artemwastaken

My dad running into Jerry Springer at the airport & then running into each other at a Verizon Store the next day.

-natasharts

Just a snake crawling out of my wife’s car at customs during a random check.

-83Eighrythree

Getting crushed by a random branch but surviving with minor injuries.

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When you notice it…

-PatonBMX

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Bird nearly pooped on my niece.

-Akshay414

Someone parked underground with their sunroof open and a pipe burst above them.

-MadDadofTwo

I tried to swat a fly using some paper in a plastic envelope. One lucky swing and I somehow caught the fly – alive – INSIDE the envelope.

-Vio_Amethyst

This tiny bubble landed on a cactus and didn’t pop.

-ibobbiee

A Military Helicopter from MCAS Miramar (Former home of Top Gun) performs an emergency landing on a beach in front of Kenny Loggins who recorded the song “Danger Zone” for the movie Top Gun.

-WonkaTXRanger

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Fel 2 month s ago
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My grandmother caught a mouse like that in a kitchen drawer. It popped its head up, she screamed and that was the end of the poor mouse...
       
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Virdie 2 month s ago
Fel,
I remember that, it was scary AF
       
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Amy 2 month s ago
Virdie, yep, and it left a trail of blood down one of the panels that ended up being there for years.
       
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Elnora 2 month s ago
Amy, And we all had to come over and get the carcass out while you and Mel consoled Gran-Gran.
       
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Joan 2 month s ago
Elnora,

god dang, I miss Mel. How the heck has she been?
       
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Jereme 2 month s ago
Joan, we’ll, not so good. Her arthritis has been acting up so she doesn’t get around well anymore.
       
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Roz 2 month s ago
#13 Snake's not gonna make it.
       
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