Raising anchor of your oil tanker only to realize you’ve hooked an unexploded torpedo.
This sign post was launched into the side of my apartment after a drunk driving accident on my street.
Man catches the same fish a month and a half later.
I’ll never kick a kickball higher in my life.
Back in 2000, Kevin Hines jumped off the golden gate bridge due mental illnesses. He miraculously survived because a sea lion was bumping him up and kept his head above water. Now he is a suicide prevention speaker.
Almost died this morning on the highway. Bounced from the left lane up in the air and impaled my windshield.
My mom killed a wasp while closing the garage door.
Luckily for the people in the truck, their search for a lawyer is over before it began.
Bird flew at precisely the right height and velocity to successfully sh#t inside my car through my open window while I sat in line at a drive thru. Almost a bullseye on the trip button.
This drunk @$$hole crashed into a ‘Report Impaired Drivers’ sign in Canada.
My egg perfectly inverted itself.
My dad running into Jerry Springer at the airport & then running into each other at a Verizon Store the next day.
Just a snake crawling out of my wife’s car at customs during a random check.
Getting crushed by a random branch but surviving with minor injuries.
When you notice it…
Bird nearly pooped on my niece.
Someone parked underground with their sunroof open and a pipe burst above them.
I tried to swat a fly using some paper in a plastic envelope. One lucky swing and I somehow caught the fly – alive – INSIDE the envelope.
This tiny bubble landed on a cactus and didn’t pop.
A Military Helicopter from MCAS Miramar (Former home of Top Gun) performs an emergency landing on a beach in front of Kenny Loggins who recorded the song “Danger Zone” for the movie Top Gun.