“I’ve been holding onto a stack of “Y2K Compliant” stickers since 1999.”
“These guitars cast shadows on the wall that look like dragons.”
“The ear-shaped handle broke off of my Vincent van Gogh coffee mug.”
“I found vintage, hand typed smut in the walls of my garage.”
“The way you have to milk this pig to get your bbq sauce at this restaurant.”
“My parents 45 year old microwave still works perfectly.”
“Saw a black squirrel with a different colored tail.”
“I walked out on a 122yr old bridge that was destroyed by a tornado in 2003.”
“This restaurant that charges by height”
“My dogs medication has a warning about operating heavy machinery.”
“These coins were stuck in an agitator in my dryer for years.”
“This Land Rover parked in the overhead bin.”
“My grumpy cat’s second heart.”
“The owner of this home shipped it 3 neighborhoods away.”
“The ticket inspector punched a tiny train into my rail ticket.”
“My (new) adidas slides vs my dad’s 20 year old ones. Design unchanged.”
“Official 10 code cup I’ve had since I was a kid.”
“A scorpion drinking the condensation off of my beverage.”
“The Sun bleach on my side gate.”
"Fresh wolf print I came across while lost in Denali, Alaska."
"A dedicated bench for Jim, some miles into a hiking trail."
"Cardboard rings for this 6 pack instead of the plastic ones."
"The person who lived in my apartment before me planted pineapples."
"A doll with down syndrome sold at a big-box store."
"My Dad found apples in tomato boxes labeled as blueberries."
probably for chicken, but placed and labelled as such to make you question your choices.
Eco mode.
But yeah, you seem to be the fast type...
Lended is only a word until you turn 4 years old.