“Throwback to the day my granddaughter was too quiet. That’s my $60/oz eyeliner.”
“My little brother made a chicken at school.”
“My granddaughter found an interesting lizard. This girl has no fear!”
“The way my kid currently eats his food”
“My son accidentally swallowed a tooth. He was upset the tooth fairy wouldn’t be coming. So he wrote a note and put it under his pillow.”
“My son made me a sandwich with ’a little mustard.’”
“My granddaughter has heterochromia. Today at preschool they drew self-portraits.”
“My daughter submitted this to Google many years ago. It still makes me laugh.”
“Going through my old photos and found one of my daughter plotting something.”
“Just my granddaughter wearing her favorite gift from me.”
“How my kid views me and my wife”
“Found out my kid had this on his school classroom wall all year.”
“My kid didn’t want to fold her laundry, so proceeded to hang everything in the closet instead.”
“First there was crying and then there was laughing. So much laughing. Don’t worry, the baby is fine.”
“2-year-old put crayons in the dishwasher. There’s no coming back from that.”