“I made banana bread but added an entire bottle of red food coloring to it.”
“I made a pizza in the microwave. I can share the recipe if you’d like.”
“These biscuits I made are the hardest substance known to man. When you’re really hungry, you can use them to grind up rocks into flour.”
“I was making hot dogs and realized I didn’t have any ketchup or mustard, so I put baked beans on them instead.”
“The horrific tradition my family calls ’Easter loaf.’ It’s served cold.”
“A breakfast pancake my daughter made — I thought it was meat!”
“I made a loaf of bread using lemonade instead of water.”
“I ran out of tea bags, so I used coffee filters and aluminum foil instead.”
“I made fried strawberries.”
“The ice cream cake my fiancé made for me”
“I experimented with food at work. I present a deep-fried tomato.”
“I finished my cheesecake without the sides of the pan on.”
“My roommate wanted to see what happens when you grill shelled eggs.”
“My girlfriend made this pancake. What do I do?”
“3 different shades of pancakes for lunch”
"Everyone makes mistakes. Arugula, vinegar, and mustard just don’t belong here."
