"The old western Pace Picante commercial. “This stuff says it’s made in New York City.” “NEW YORK CITY!!!!!…get a rope”"
"Collect call from Bob Wehadababyitsaboy.
Who was that dear?
It’s Bob. They had a baby. It’s a boy."
"CLAP ON CLAP OFF… THE CLAPPER"
"“This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs” egg commercial."
"THEY WEEBLE AND THEY WOBBLE BUT THEY DONT FALL DOWN"
"That mid-00s chef Boyardee commercial where the can follows the family and rolls home with them"
"I have a structured settlement and I need cash now…"
“Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?”
"The Budweiser Wassup Commercial refuses to exit my brain to this day."
"The dancing old man from the Six Flags commercials"
"I don’t want to grow up. I’m a Toys R US kid. There’re a million toys at toys r us that I can play with. From bikes to trains to video games, it’s the biggest toy store there is. I don’t want to grow up cuz if I did, I wouldn’t be a Toys R Ss kid."
"Yo quiero Taco Bell!"
“Who you callin’ a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER?!”
"I still giggle at the LifeAlert “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” commercials. They even have a newer batch of them out."
"Terry Tate, office linebacker.
Hey Janice!"
"Sears Air Conditioner Commercial
“I’ll call now”"
"That one Campbells chicken noodle soup commercial where the snowman eats it and melts revealing he’s the kid in the ad. idk why, always stuck with me"
"Jake from state farm
What are you wearing Jake from State Farm???"
"Where’s the BEEF?!"
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