“New road was not sealed correctly.”
“It’s 4 a.m. and my dog bed just decided to explode in the washer.”
“Checked my fitness bracelet after a 15 km walk, and guess what!”
“All I wanted was ravioli.”
“Someone is having a very bad day.”
“The ATM took my card then just shut down.”
“At least it was clean? Could have been way worse.”
“And that was our dinner.”
“My mug is so hot and I just want coffee.”
“Someone’s not having pineapple on their burger.”
“Let’s just say that it got a little toasty outside today...”
“After a 10-hour day at work, I knocked over a container of cocoa powder.”
“Opened the wrong side of the pepper.”
“Installing a metal roof flawlessly”
“My wife’s first trip on a plane, and this was the view out of her window.”
“My 2-week-old phone fell from the top of the table.”
"Lost luggage build-up."
“Dog wanted to play fetch, ball ended up in my coffee.”
“Had a rough week, currently been awake for over 26 hours. All I wanted was a freaking chocolate shake. I get home and this happens.. I swear I almost cried.”
“I bought my bf his fave liquor and my bike tipped over before I got it out of the basket.”
“Decided to have some cereal and there were bugs in it.”
“Our dog vomitted his breakfast in the floor vent of our RV.”
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But it was a 15 kilometer walk. Only 1000 calories burned on a 9.3 mile walk?
There are 2 "calories". "Little-c" calories is the basic SI unit of heat. The "Big-C" Calorie is a food Calorie and is equivalent to 1 kcal, or 1000 "little-c" calories.
brick
Blow torch. Pro: Food gets warm on the way.
Better off without the ravioli
#41 that really s#cks, stupid city approvals.. well my city installed leds in street lamps that were also bright. after 6 months half of them turned to dark purple. now they're trying to get a refund lol
Same thing happened where I live, majority of the lights turned purple. They are in the VERY slow process of replacing them.
Why dead animal flesh between 2 pieces of bread? Because that's what the hungry people wanted.