“Hiked for two hours to see these waterfalls”
“Someone know the odds of getting bit by one of these? Got bit at 10 yrs old and just got bit a 2nd time… and I think I’m gonna have a heart attack if I get to 3…”
"ANTS."
“My teen took my truck out today.”
“Flew up to Boston and spent 250 bucks for Red Sox tickets, but currently sitting in the ER in extreme pain due to a likely kidney stone.”
"Waited all summer to cut open this watermelon I grew in my yard"
"Poured eggs in my coffee instead of creamer."
"Plumber left my tub like this after fixing the sink"
"My BBQ sauces and rub finally arrived. Thanks, USPS!"
"Had a pen in my pocket at work, looked down to this."
"Hiked for two hours to see these waterfalls"
"There were 12 minutes left in the washing cycle when I saw this."
"If you need me I’ll be crying in the bathtub"
"The city of Cleveland installed the brightest god damn street lights I have ever seen on my street today. It’s midnight."
"What's the worst thing to find after you took the last batch of cookies out? The real cinnamon."
"Key broke off inside the lock to a very important work door. Wonder how much trouble I am in"
"My grandma forgot the bread croutons in the oven"
"Saw this in a bathroom. Someone’s day must be ruined"
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But it was a 15 kilometer walk. Only 1000 calories burned on a 9.3 mile walk?
There are 2 "calories". "Little-c" calories is the basic SI unit of heat. The "Big-C" Calorie is a food Calorie and is equivalent to 1 kcal, or 1000 "little-c" calories.
brick
Blow torch. Pro: Food gets warm on the way.
Better off without the ravioli
#41 that really s#cks, stupid city approvals.. well my city installed leds in street lamps that were also bright. after 6 months half of them turned to dark purple. now they're trying to get a refund lol
Same thing happened where I live, majority of the lights turned purple. They are in the VERY slow process of replacing them.
Why dead animal flesh between 2 pieces of bread? Because that's what the hungry people wanted.