“Honestly stunned that this worked.”
“I fed my kid real food for the first time.”
“Explained how to make ’snow angels’ to my kids. Forgot one important detail.”
“My kid said I gave her too many grapes. I said just eat half of ’em.”
“My kid during his birthday safari”
“My daughter dressed as me.”
“My daughter made this out of hot glue and painted it, then relaxed and waited as I found it.”
“My daughter has figured out how to change the picture on my watch by using my phone.”
“My son did not enjoy this book.”
“My kid wanted to ’open’ the banana by herself this morning.”
“We found my wife’s phone in the toilet. We weren’t surewhich of our kids put it there until my wife scrolled through her pictures today.”
“My grandfather — the face of a man who had 9 kids.”
“My kids had been so excited to grow watermelon but were less than enthused about our end-of-summer harvest.”
“My 8-year-old just came to the realization that since we allowed him to get an adult meal, he doesn’t get the free ice cream that comes with the kids’ meals.”
“My niece is crowned ’hide and seek champion’ once again.”
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