"Woke Up This Morning To My Light Full Of Water. Our Apartment Is Brand New"
"Went To Show My Bunny The Forest. Sounded Better In My Head"
"The Water At My Aunt's Work In, You Guessed It, Florida"
"Girlfriend Told Me The Hot Water Isn’t Working So I Went To The Basement To Investigate"
"Can’t Email My Township Unless You Can See Color, Which I Can’t"
"My Friend Just Broke My Several Million Years Old Piece Of Amber That I Got While I Was Living In Australia"
"Got Home From Work, Ready To Have Some Blueberries And Wine. And Then The Bag Broke"
"I Absolutely Hate My Life. The Third One Also Just Fell On The Pile"
“I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.”
“We had a huge storm the other day, and this happened to my friend.”
“The one time I decided to drive instead of ride my bike, this happened halfway to work.”
“How my friend’s Friday the 13th started out”
“I’ve seen it happen in movies but never dreamed I would see it in real life.”
“Just so you know, a 10-foot pipe does not fit in a Toyota RAV4.”
“Ate a huge bag of trail mix for about 1 month. Got to the bottom and found 3 rusty screws.”
“Tenants called today to tell me the toilet wouldn’t flush, the plumber turned up to this.”
“I booked a cheap hotel in Lisbon with a friend. I pray my friend doesn’t use the bathroom tonight.”
“There were 12 minutes left in the washing cycle when I saw this.”
"They stuffed my fry box with paper to give me less."
“Just wanted to fill up a low tire. Guess they ran out.”
“I traveled about 1,500 miles to see Fenway Park for the first time. Here was my view.”
"My dog wanted to play fetch. The ball ended up in my coffee."
“Can you see why the outlets on the deck don’t work?”
“My girlfriend borrowed the car this morning and just sent me this.”
“My grandma forgot the bread croutons in the oven.”
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Never been there, have you?
The person who left it out in the rain.
And who turns on an oven without looking inside first?
I do that all the time.
#24 Seatguru.com is your friend.
If I had to guess that is probably a cello in which case it's to large for a carry-on.
Ok depending on if that was in a pocket (and which pocket) that could have just been a bad day or a really really bad day...
#42
Rusty screws? Yeah other than the potential tooth chippage that could have been way worse..
#25 Why... was that laptop in the oven at all...?
#17 I was wondering how it could've happened, but that makes sense in a weird way
No, no, no, she went back in time to squeeze it herself.