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Never been there, have you?
The person who left it out in the rain.
And who turns on an oven without looking inside first?
I do that all the time.
#24 Seatguru.com is your friend.
If I had to guess that is probably a cello in which case it's to large for a carry-on.
Ok depending on if that was in a pocket (and which pocket) that could have just been a bad day or a really really bad day...
#42
Rusty screws? Yeah other than the potential tooth chippage that could have been way worse..
#25 Why... was that laptop in the oven at all...?
#17 I was wondering how it could've happened, but that makes sense in a weird way
No, no, no, she went back in time to squeeze it herself.