"Holy PC. +100 Speed, +200 Faith, 50% Chance Faulty Logic Board"
"Airport Jungle Juice Restores 50% Health, 5 Random Stat Buffs, 1 Random Status Effect, Poison Effect In Covid-19 Event"
"The Existence Eraser"
"The Holy Mask +30 Protection -20 Breathing +100holinesss"
"Rubik's Sandwich +20hp And +50 Confusion If Not Solved"
"Item Shop - Sells Only Items From /R/Itemshop"
"Book Of Cow +100 Intelligence"
"Soup Of Infinite Possibilities. +50 Luck"
"Iron Food: +50 Pain -999 Regret"
"Long Bonk. +400% Range, +190% Bonk"
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"You're being chased through the woods by a masked stranger when suddenly you hear a loud 'Oi!!' and every surrounding tree sprouts dozens of squirrels who start pelting the stranger with acorns and pine cones utterly flattening them and afterwards the head squirrel bows to you and fades back to the trees" (and yes of course I stole the idea from "Open Season")