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"You're being chased through the woods by a masked stranger when suddenly you hear a loud 'Oi!!' and every surrounding tree sprouts dozens of squirrels who start pelting the stranger with acorns and pine cones utterly flattening them and afterwards the head squirrel bows to you and fades back to the trees" (and yes of course I stole the idea from "Open Season")