“A friend of mine went to Switzerland, I received an appropriate picture.”
“My friend went to Disneyland wearing the wrong shirt.”
“The hotel promised us a sea-view room. They actually weren’t lying.”
“The vent in my hotel shower doesn’t seem to be working.”
“My hotel room is underwater”
“Don’t think the owner of this hotel thought this through.”
“How’s that for an ocean view on your beach vacation?”
“Visited Miyagi Zao Fox Village in Japan”
“Posted a photo but here’s the real caption: When you go to Mexico for a particular party and end up missing it and there’s a 7.6 magnitude earthquake nearby and a real threat of a tsunami to hit Tulum happens. Thankfully it passed, you get a fine on your hire car and they take your plates. Then when it’s time to fly back to New York, you leave your expensive hula hoop in the hotel room.”
“Bathroom signs at my hotel are trying to hold it in.”
“Stuck on a mountain with a broken car, what do I do? Put music on, dance and enjoy the heat.”
“When you wake up for a sunrise at Niagara Falls but forgot to check the weather forecast...”
"When you’re having your first romantic trip on gondolas but the traffic is too heavy:"
Someone seeking attention, perhaps.
That's "expensive hula hoop" to you, thank you very much.