"Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy)"
"Just submitted my resume, then noticed this."
"A resume my wife received this week"
"Why am I getting such an influx of people that act like this is not a professional job? Yes, you need a resume, and sorry we don’t “hold dogs down”."
"This kid tried applying at my store the other day. He used Tupac as the background of his resume."
"Roommate didn't pay rent for April and left our house. Found this resume in a box of old crap he left."
"The third language in this resume.."
"Some guy dropped this resume off at my family's restaurant today"
"Some guy dropped this resume off at my family's restaurant today"
"One of my recruiters just received this resume this morning."
"So a guy dropped off this resume today. He was dead serious too."
"This resume is "beyond" very smart & amazing & creative & very smart"
"I dunno if this guy was trolling, but we received this resume a while ago."
"My colleague sent this resume over for my review before we interview a candidate."
"Someone dropped off their resume where I work, I feel like I should call them and let them know.."
"This resume was almost perfect until..."
"This resume got submitted at my work...i think we should hire him."
"Received an application today. Here is the “resume” that was with it."
"Not often you come across a potenial hire who has experience not only climbing stairs but also decending them. I expect resume padding, but this is another level."
"Someone sent their resume and ..."
"Sad because no job, cringe because this resume"