“Update on Schrodinger’s baby: used up all 4 tests and got all 4 possible result combinations.”
“My wife kept threatening to throw away my favorite pair of yardwork shorts. Today I found them like this.”
“I thought this was a cool rock, but it was soap.”
“Bought 2 pizzas and one came with the toppings directly on the cardboard with a naked crust under it.”
“Ordered some gummy bears in the mail and this is what I got. Wondering if I should still try to eat it or not.”
“Opened up a lighter and there was just another lighter inside.”
“This clock was in my grandparents’ home for 50 years, and nobody noticed this.”
“This ’gift’ my husband received at our baby shower. He was offended, and I understand him.”
“The hot tub in my hotel room fills from the ceiling.”
“My wife’s bag of dried squid pieces had an entire complete squid.”
“Told the customer to pack the laptops with care. This is how that worked out...”
“My friend’s chicken lays green eggs sometimes.”
“My eggplant has a laser marking instead of a physical sticker to show it’s organic.”
“This plug that is designed, so it can’t plug in next to anything else.”
“I was 30 minutes in before I realized it wasn’t the pic on the box, and an hour in before I realized it wasn’t even a butterfly.”
“There is a dog under the silver paint on my fridge magnet. The magnet was there for years, until the paint started to fall off, and I found the surprise.”
“My squash racquet snapped where the word ’reinforced’ is printed.”
“Found a piece of broken wood in our toilet paper roll.”
Having done IT support just be thankful they weren't mailed back in an unpadded envelope...
Thats often intentional to prevent overpowering the electric system
Do not use a knife to make it fit
So petty revenge isnt the way
like, overloading it with a splitterbox?
He should cut a hole in the center of each cup of her favorite bra, then see how she likes the intrusion on her personal belongings.
Truly. That's a person nobody needs in their life.
They are those display fruits you can find in IKEA.
Did it though?