"Bunnies actually have the ability to scream, but they will only scream if they feel they are about to die."
"Dolphins use dead fish as pocket p@#sies."
"Mountain Dew when first invented was a syrup for Moonshine."
"If you have a boob job, the database for implants is so well-kept and readily available across the country that they can identify your body based on the serial number of your implants. :D"
"If you win it big in the lottery, you have a higher chance of both getting murdered and committing suicide."
"The sea cucumber will disembowel itself when it feels threatened. It will projectile vomit its digestive system to scare off a predator."
"Moths will vibrate their genitals as a way to prevent bats from locating them."
"In Medieval times, diabetes was known as the honey sickness and to test for it a physician would have to taste your urine."
"Owl wing feathers are unique in having comb-like leading (front) edges that change the way air moves over the surface and allows for incredibly silent flight.
This is why owls are able to fly right at you, or prey, without the tell-tale ‘whoosh’ noise that you would hear if something like a hawk did the same."
"Dolphins can and will pick stuff up and move it around using their penises."
"If Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got stuck on the moon, the official policy was to cut communication and let them suffocate in silence. Nixon even had a speech prepared in case this happened."
"A walrus can suck the skin clean off of a seal."
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse’s Mom had to be on set during the filming of his (attempted) sex scene in Superbad because he was only 17 at the time it was being filmed."
"The average amount of nicotine that’s in 15 cigarettes can poison and kill two average 5-year-old children."
"A lion’s tongue is so rough it can lick your skin off. I learned this valuable piece of information from a toy in a Arby’s kid’s meal when I was younger."
"Turtles can masturbate."
"A woodpecker’s tongue wraps all the way around his skull."
"It isn’t your sweat that smells, it comes from bacteria living on your body essentially sh*tting stuff out after they feast on your secretions."
"Chimpanzees just flat out love to eat monkeys.
They love it so much they’ve feasted on certain breeds to local extinction.
Always found this mildly (moderately) disturbing because of the similarities in the species, like if wolves sought after puppies."
"Cannibalism is pretty damn common in hamsters."
"Penguins will often work as prostitutes for other penguins to get stones for their nests."
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#10
The more I read about dolphins the more glad I am that they live in the ocean...
#14 good to know
"...they kill, shred, and dismember—not always in that order—with bare hands."
"... they sometimes begin eating the monkey while it's still alive."
Thats life. Nasty short with an unpleasant ending.
People should quite this rose tinted shot.
There is a reason why we kill other species and not the other way around.
How many guns do you own? I bet it's a lot.
Thanks for positively adding to this comment.
Close, but they would have opened the vacuum air lock between the LEM & the Flight Capsule, death would have been instantaneous.
B@lls of Steel!!!
"After about one minute circulation effectively stops. The lack of oxygen to the brain renders you unconscious in less than 15 seconds, eventually killing you"
What about the instantaneous pressure loss? I'd imagine that would have a quick effect on them. Maybe they had cyanide pills or something like that.
I do the same.