“My mom had a pic of my dad in her wallet like this.”
“My daughter cutting onions”
“My wife, who calls me ’Poop,’ made lunch for me this morning to take to work. My coworkers all thought I was gross.”
“I asked my sister to make my dog comfy while I’m at work and she sent me this.”
“My relatives love getting together for family reunions! Look at those smiles.”
“What I get for leaving my clothes in my little brother’s room:”
“Been trying for a family. My wife just handed me this. Apparently, we’re growing a baby.”
“My 8-year-old cousin put this note up on her bedroom door.”
“My wife baked this cake for my birthday.”
“Asked my wife to cut my hair.”
“Her: ’My son is going to be a lady killer!’ Her son:”
“My darling mother has been wearing her new AirPods like this all day.”
“A 2-year-old’s Build-a-Bear creation”
“Asked her to buy the dog something to make him look mean...and this is what my wife bought.”
“My wife has sent a pic with our new fish.”
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It's a sperm inside an ovum. As in, the sperm that was him/her won the race to the egg. The cherries (?) likely represent mitosis.