"I Forgot My Wife Was Away, And After I Rolled Over In Bed, I Saw This"
"I Forgot To Turn The Heating On In The Morning. Came Home To This"
"Forgot To Give Him His "Go" Command For Food. Poor Wee Pudding Sat There For About Ten Minutes And Didn’t Make A Peep"
"My Mom Swore She Already Made Me A Waffle, But We Couldn’t Find It. So She Made Another One And I Grabbed A Fork"
"Don’t Forget Your Seatbelt"
"Last Year I Forgot To Get Batteries For My Niece’s Toy So This Year She Got Me This"
"My Wife Forgot To Leave For Me The Car Seat To Take Our Son To The Babysitter's House. This Is The Picture I Sent When She Asked How I Was Going To Get Him There"
"Drew This For My BF This Morning And Forgot About It. Scared The Poop Out Of Myself"
"I Asked My Son What He Wanted From Taco Bell. He Said He Wanted Nothing. Now He's Crying Uncontrollably Because He "Forgot That Taco Bell Has Tacos""
"Went In Our Supply Closet. Looks Like We Forgot To Give These Out"
"Put Both On This Morning To Get Wife’s Opinion. Forgot To Change Before I Left And Was At Work All Day Like This"
"When You Live In Svalbard, Norway And Forgot To Close The Window To The Home Office"
"At My Apartments, You Need A Key Fob For Entry. Only Problem Is I Forgot The Key Inside. I Walked Out And Let The Door Shut Behind Me Before Realizing He Wasn’t Outside Yet"
"I Left My Snow Broom Leaning On My Car And Forgot About It. When I Drove Away, It Had Frozen To The Ground And Stayed Standing"
"Someone On The Ferry Forgot To Put Handbrake On"
"Put Them In The Oven On Purpose To Hide Them From Kids. Forgot About Them"
"Made Cake Toppers For My Wedding And Forgot To Check The Oven's Temp Before Putting My Fiancée In"
"Remove Your Ice Tray To Get Unlimited Ice"
"Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago"
"Uhh, Excuse Me Officer, But It Looks Like You Forgot Something"
"Dear Person That Drove Off With The Air Pump Still Attached To Your Wheel, You Forgot Your Teeth"
"I Picked The Ladder Up Forgetting The Paint Was On Top"
"A Family Member Forgot To Turn Off The Sink Light Overnight"
"One Of My Students Forgot Her Cheat Sheet Inside Her Biochem Finals Answer Sheet"
"Forgot To Switch Back From His Fake Account After Complimenting Himself"
“I Think I Left A Window Open Last Night, Not Sure”
"My Father Forgot To Tell Me The Renovations Would Be Taking The Stairs Out Today"
"My Friend Forgot To Check His Underwear Before Putting It On"
"I Keep Forgetting This Soap Dispenser Is Motion Activated So Every Time I Go And Pick Up Trash, I Risk Getting Soap On My Head. Today Was The Day"
"Friend Forgot He Had Bear Mace In His Car After Camping Over The Weekend, And The Hot Sun Turned It Into A Spice Missile"
"The Employer Forgot To Delete The Final Line "If It's Still Too Long Let Me Know""
"Forgot Spaghetti With Mushrooms In The Microwave For A Week. Now It's A Floofly Ball Of Mold"
"There Were 12 Minutes Left In The Washing Cycle When I Saw This"
"Pretending To Travel The World But Forgetting To Pose In Front Of A Different Fence"
"Walked To Work In A Thunderstorm, But My Boss Forgot To Tell Me We All Have Today Off"
"Left Beer In A Cooler Outside. Wife Found It"
"We Got Our Doors Painted During A Remodel And The Painters Forgot To Put The Plastic Covering On The Ground"
"Forgetting About Your Pizza For 8 Hours. Burnt So Bad It Looks Like A Double-Chocolate Brownie"
"I Totally Forgot That Having "Now Playing" As A Face On Your Apple Watch Isn’t Just For Music, But Just The Last "Media" You Might Have Watched That Day"
"It’s the new watch, too, the one that doesn’t turn off the screen. Cringe for me and the amount of customers who likely saw this today."
"NYC Fireworks - Guy Films For 15 Mins But Forgets To Hit "Record""
"Forgot My Plastic Spatula In The Oven While Heating Up My Lasagna"
"Tried To Save Money By Having My Roommate Cut My Hair. She Forgot That She Took The Guard Off"
"I Forgot To Take The Old Coffee Pod Out Of The Coffee Maker Before Making Cup Noodles"
"Forgot To Tell The Wife I Uncrossed The Plugs. Guess Who Doesn’t Have A Ready Dinner Now"
"My Brother Tried To Dye His Brand New Nikes In Coffee And Forgot About Them For A Month"
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Um the light being left on overnight is the last thing I'd be concerned with there considering the horrifying number of bugs...
Thats the reason why there are so many Bugs...u know...Bugs are addicted to light
Ok the house is still full of bugs, the light just made them gather there rather than being everywhere. Not really better...