“Steve, unfortunate last name for a politician.”
“Let my friend cut my hair…”
“A few years ago I travelled more than 7000 miles to see the Grand Canyon.”
“Getting a wedding gift for friends only for it to be returned with tags included to target.”
“Didn’t get a wink of sleep last night, not making this mistake again”
“Had so much fun playing my first D&D campaign, I saved up to buy this ship, plus a pack of random figures to help the DMs next campaign. I haven’t heard from anyone in the group for over a year & have zero use for them now :(“
“Roommate scrapped my cast iron seasoning down to the metal and left water in it.”
“My glasses finally came in this morning. Paid $375 and decided to save $80 and not get insurance and my daughter got ahold of them 2 hours after arriving.”
“First log too.”
“Stayed at work for the storm. This is the road I take home.”
“My grandparents lawn got raided by boars overnight.”
“Went to a concert last night. Discovered I am short.”
“Carrots I spent 5 months growing vs locally grown carrots I got at the grocery store for pennies.”
“Came back to check the house after the neighborhood flooded from the hurricane. Wasn’t expecting my car to look like this…”
“When your 14 yr old forgets to add the water before nuking ramen noodles and seasoning for 3 minutes.”
Don't use olive oil, the smoke point is too low.
That's true. Liebig is a german surname.
So is Schmuck.