"This “blueberry” muffin I ordered."
"Out of all these empty seats, you have to sit in the seat right next to me…"
"I just wanted to clean the window."
"This apple I found at the supper market. Still wet with saliva!"
"Just unboxed the “brand new” memory foam mattress I picked up from Walmart this morning…"
"Is this about where a catalytic converter would be?"
"My house’s fan switch is on the roof."
"My Reese’s Cup didn’t have any peanut butter."
"The tear away seams on my entire roll of toilet paper only go halfway every single square…"
"Thanks to whoever designed my house."
"Went to Costco to grab a rotisserie chicken for the weekend, but this lady beat everyone to it."
"Walmart shipped me my new cooler with some sort of security device attached to it."
"The last tortilla was date stamped."
"Picked up this Thomas & Friends alphabet book for my 2-year-old. Can you guess what T stands for?"
"After 2 days of cookin’ beans, the pot explodes the night we were to feast on them."
"Is it so much effort to press the pedal?!"
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Yes, it's right there above the gate.
Windows 10 without a doubt
I counted
windows 10 - people 0
heheh
It makes me so utterly angry. Those who really suffer from domestic violence get to be miscreditet because of those people. I instantly would have thrown her out of my life.