"Dinner Is At 5:30. I Got Home At 5:34"
"*Sees Mom Sleeping* *Get Hungry* *Eats Hair* Because [Screw You] Mom"
"When You're On A Camping Trip And End Up Searching For 20 Frantic Minutes To Find The Missing Bunny Somewhere In The Trailer"
"Husband Finally Figured Out A Way To Have His Dinner In Peace... Bunny Gattu Is Free Roaming House Bunny And The Fence Provided By The Rescue Was Useless Untill Hubby Put It To Good Use"
"I Took Batman For A Nail Trim Today. I Think I Should Probably Watch My Back Tonight"
"No I Did Not Bite My Sister"
"Just Got Basil To Plant Outside And Put It On The Highest Counter And My Arsehole Got To It"
"How Do I Apologise To My Neighbours For My Rabbit Roundhouse Kicking And Kangaroo Punching Their Cat This Morning"'
"As he dared to step foot in my bun’s domain. Never thought I’d have to pull a bunny off a cat but there I was."
"Yesterday Dorothea Managed To Jump Onto The Kitchen Counter"
"To get to the plants on the windowsill, knocking them all off in the process - blocking the sink with soil, and also hitting the tap onto full and therefore flooding my entire kitchen."
"The Art And The Artist... Well Done Pilot, You Can Explain This To My 5 Year Old"
"Hey Hooman... Just In Case Your Wondering... The Strawberries You Left Sitting Unattended When You Answered The Door Are Resting Peacefully In My Belly!!!"
"The Idea Was To Keep The Rabbit Out Of The Plant Pot"
"Get A Rabbit They Said, It Will Be Fun!"
"This J#rk Found The Dressup Makeup, Knocked It Over, Then Danced In It. Look At His Stupid Little Face. Daughter Not Impressed"
"She chose to evict the guinea pig from his igloo. She is a giant bunny and that's an xl, 4 guinea pig igloo, so you can appreciate how fat her ars is. Seriously, she would steal candy from toddlers if she had any around."
"Cookies Making Sure The Food In The Fridge Is Okay (She's Totally Fine)"
"Someone Didn’t Like Their Nana Tonight After Stealing It Out Of My Hand"
"I Say No Dahlias Shall Grow In This House"
"“Don’t Put Him In A Cage At Night! Free-Run-Buns Are The Best”. Yeah, Head-Sitting At 02.30 AM… Didn’t Really Want To Sleep Anyway, Skipper"
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#11
Sure they "say" it's strawberries but are we really sure...