“This high school still has a Backstreet Boys Got Milk? ad in 2022”
"My cocktail came in a bathtub. It’s called “Duck around and find out”"
“My friends ID photo is burned into the plastic on his wallet.”
“Afroman stopped by my friends vintage clothing store, and their ring light looks like a halo above his head.”
“The truck in front of us lined up perfectly with the mountains!”
“There is a fighter jet outside of my apartment today.”
“My wife does homemade meals for the dogs.”
“Today I discovered that, in France, McDonald’s serves McBaguettes”
“Pumpkin peels look like low-resolution images.”
“Flat sink that drains without a bowl”
“Took a bite of my apple and it’s red inside.”
“This long-@$$ worm in my driveway.”
“My son came home with a sticker reminding us picture day was the next day.”
“A Mexican restaurant near me moved into an old KFC. Instead of removing the Colonel, they just added a Sombrero, a mustache, and poncho.”
“A deep fryer built into this old stove.”
“The carabiner from my kids’ play swing after 9 years of use.”
“Instead of a brush, my parents have a toilet spear.”
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