"Husband's Turn To Cook... I Pop In The Kitchen For A Moment. He Says We're Out Of Breadcrumbs. No Problem, I Say, You Can Use Crackers As A Substitute"
"Tried To Make Purple Lemonade... Got Dirty Mop Ade Instead"
"The Brioche Looked So Great Right Until I Cut It"
"I'm Supposed To Bring A Snack To Share At A Work Meeting, I'm Thinking The Beef Broth Gelatin With Hot Dogs And Eggs Should Do It"
"You Might Think “Oh, Cute, A Child Tried To Decorate Halloween Cookies!” Nope. This Was All Me. A Grown Man With A Career And No Artistic Ability"
"Today I Learned That A Coffee Pot Can Explode"
"My Pizza On The Left, My Husband’s... Single Cell Organism On The Right"
"Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be"
"My First Time Baking Bread... Forgot The Yeast"
"My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy... I Guess I Nailed It"
"Asked My Wife To Keep The Oven On Low For The Burgers. Puts It On Low, Broils, And Forgets To Take The Plastic Cover Off"
"Forgot Spaghetti With Mushrooms In The Microwave For A Week. Now It's A Floofly Ball Of Mold"
"I've Been Looking For My Glasses For 3 Days. Found Them"
"Casual Reminder - Clean Your Grills. Burgers And Grilled Pineapple. Sort Of"
"Grabbed The Wrong One And Now All Of My Chocolate Chip Cookies Taste Weird"
"My Step-Dad Keeps Forgetting To Take The Boiled Eggs Out Of The Freezer When They Cool Down"
"My Girlfriend Told Me She Has Never Cooked The Fish Before. I Didn’t Expect Scrambled Haddock"
"Just A Normal Milk Shattered A Glass Perfectly In Two And Exploded The Milk Across The Kitchen"
"This Is How My Boyfriend Cuts An Avocado"
"Brain Malfunctioned While Preparing Scrambled Eggs"
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At least that's the first and last time they will ask.
#23 No matter how you do it, it still looks like baby poop from eating pureed peas and is the most unappetizing "food" on the planet.