"I Accidentally Created Vantablack When I Forgot About My Pizza"
"Glass Pot Lid Exploded Into The Pasta"
"I Just Wanted To Make Pizza Dough"
"My Boyfriend Used To Unscrew The Red Pepper Flakes' Tops At Pizzahut In Junior High For S&Gs. Karma"
"These Eggs My Dad Made With "A Bit Of Turmeric""
"My Favorite Knife - Defeated By Some Leek"
"The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave"
"I Forgot This Pizza In The Oven About A Year Ago"
"I Planned On Making Pork In The Crockpot While I Was At Work Today. When I Got Home, I Was Shocked My Apartment Didn’t Smell Delicious Until I Saw It"
"Nothing Like A Little Glass For Seasoning"
"Wifey Just Learnt That You Can’t Microwave Hard-Boiled Eggs"
"Wanted To Cook A Nice Meal For My Grandma Since She Doesn’t Have A Lot Of Time Left. I Didn’t Realize She Used Her Oven As A Pantry. I Usually Pre-Check Ovens, Too"
"Just Spent The Last 3 Hours Cooking For Family Coming Over... Then They Brought Their Own Takeaway To Eat"
"I Rarely Make Breakfast For Myself, But I Decided To Treat Myself This Morning. I Had To Take Like 15 Minutes To Calm Down Before I Could Clean It Up. I Was So Mad"
"Don’t Cut A Slice Off Before Baking Camembert"
"I Just Remembered I Wanted Waffles 6 Days Ago"
"Freshly Opened Can Of Jam Has A Big Patch Of Mold. It Even Made The Popping Sound When The Seal Broke"
"The Oven Just Exploded For Some Reason"
"Oops. That White Thing That’s In Between The Meat And The Styrofoam In The Package? Yea, I Don’t Think You’re Supposed To Cook That"
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At least that's the first and last time they will ask.
#23 No matter how you do it, it still looks like baby poop from eating pureed peas and is the most unappetizing "food" on the planet.