“This is what my husband does with his dirty clothes... there are 4 baskets.”
“The way my wife eats pizza.”
“My husband insists this is normal...”
“The way my wife eats watermelon...”
“My husband put this back in the fridge.”
“My wife refuses to use the sink strainer because ’it gets clogged too easily.’”
“The way my husband hangs his pants... on a pants hanger.”
“I’m a big believer in finishing the job, so my wife leaves the tab attached, so she doesn’t have to get up and throw it away.”
“This is how my wife stores leftover pizza...”
“The way my husband cut this pie”
“This is how my new partner uses her butter. Is she weird?”
“The way my husband puts away dishes”
“My wife puts the empty pistachio shells back in the bag.”
“The way my wife opens and leaves the bread.’”
“My wife insists this is normal...”