“Dug up my potato patch today. 10 plants that looked like they were flourishing all season.”
“Eating corn for dinner and a little mealworm came out.”
“Very last parking spot at the hotel. Front desk pretty much told me they couldn’t do anything, had to park in an abandoned parking lot down the road”
“Literally took my phone case off for the first time in a year to see this. I have no clue when or how it happened.”
“Dog destroyed two of my childhood books that have been with me through 30 moves.”
“Guess what kind of animal nonchalantly pushed my mug from the table”
“Lent a car to my brother for the day, and as a thank you he filled up my car, with the wrong fuel.”
“This is what happens when you go to the mountains and forget to lock your doors.”
"Over 30 cars got flat tires on the 405 from a fallen box of nails"
“My friend tried to fix my (L) joy-con remote without my knowledge they now owe me a new joy-con remote.”
“I forgot to add marinara sauce to the order lol.”
“Pushed a little too hard refitting the rearview mirror, all in persuit of a disco ball”
“Yay, my new mini-PC is here!”
“My RV stairs after my father drove it to a new park and left. I live in it full time. I’m disabled.”
“Just dropped my ds that ive had since I was little… and I’m not sure they’re making them anymore.”
“Pushed my brand new Pixel 7 from my beside table while sleeping.”
“My parent’s watermelon harvest will not be getting us through the winter”
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She has an apartment stripper pole, putting a hole in the laminate flooring is the least of her issues...
Because someone has "issues" if they have a stripper pole at home? Not everyone that has one at home goes stripping in some seedy bar. In fact probably zero professional strippers have one at home.
A lot of couples like to use things in the bedroom. You'll find that out if you'll ever be in a serious relationship.
Well they never suggested that the person works at a strip club, just that having one is kinda a red flag that they might be a bit trashy. There's nothing wrong with professional strippers it's just a job, doing it for fun and actually wasting money on a home pole however is a problem...
...or amnesia.
Yeah. Get a phone that gives out your location even when it's off, and one that collects tons of data about you and sells it to the highest bidder. Also, make sure it costs around $1000 instead of $79.
Soooo, that would mean if you shave you deserve to have your face cut too? Complete nonsense.
*Some assembly required.
Now, now, don't go provoking the livestock.
"Learn to spell."
That's what you're thinking to comment, aren't you?
I think the people above are mostly trolls. The silent majority is just "scrolling through".
It is just like RL