’’After fixing my hair trimmer, I forgot to put the depth thing on.’’
’’Bought some clearance sale bread. Now I know why it was on sale.’’
’’After 2 days of cookin’ beans, the pot explodes the night we were to feast on them.’’
’’Yanked my nose ring out drying my face off. Could not get it back in and used a taper needle to keep it open until my local piercing shop opened up.’’
’’AUGH! We just want to give our old phone to our friend’s kid for his diabetes monitoring app! Trying to reset it resulted in...this.’’
“It was already a bad day, but this tube of Vaseline decided to fall off my shelf, and now crying is no longer an option.”
’’My phone after a 2-inch fall’’
’’This ’blueberry’ muffin I ordered’’
’’The leg room for my 13-hour flight’’
’’The handle just broke off my brand new cast iron skillet. I haven’t even cooked anything with it yet.’’
’’Just unboxed the ’brand new’ memory foam mattress I picked up this morning...’’
’’I’ve been waiting 6 weeks for a rather expensive toilet so we can fit it at a client’s house, and it has finally arrived.’’
’’I decided to take the plunge and have my eyebrows microbladed. It was a mistake.’’
“Ordered some cat food, received a box with an awful stench.”
“It’s a little past 7 AM and these people are right outside of my house sawing into the middle of the street.”
“My SIL’s “damage free” apartment stripper poll punched a hole in her laminate flooring.”
“Well, we almost got to try Mom’s homemade lava cakes…”
“First time using a pizza stone.”
“My daughter asked if I was doing a magic trick… (It’s a hair)”
“10-month-old iPhone (that has never been dropped or exposed to extremes of temp) suddenly decides to do this”
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She has an apartment stripper pole, putting a hole in the laminate flooring is the least of her issues...
Because someone has "issues" if they have a stripper pole at home? Not everyone that has one at home goes stripping in some seedy bar. In fact probably zero professional strippers have one at home.
A lot of couples like to use things in the bedroom. You'll find that out if you'll ever be in a serious relationship.
Well they never suggested that the person works at a strip club, just that having one is kinda a red flag that they might be a bit trashy. There's nothing wrong with professional strippers it's just a job, doing it for fun and actually wasting money on a home pole however is a problem...
...or amnesia.
Yeah. Get a phone that gives out your location even when it's off, and one that collects tons of data about you and sells it to the highest bidder. Also, make sure it costs around $1000 instead of $79.
Soooo, that would mean if you shave you deserve to have your face cut too? Complete nonsense.
*Some assembly required.
Now, now, don't go provoking the livestock.
"Learn to spell."
That's what you're thinking to comment, aren't you?
I think the people above are mostly trolls. The silent majority is just "scrolling through".
It is just like RL