“I ordered some food for delivery today, and there’s a massive metal handle in it.”
“Just another reason to love using public bathrooms...”
“A bird flew into my window going so fast it left a bird print and feathers on the glass.”
“First time using a pizza stone”
“Parents who raise their kids saying, ’It’s okay to leave a library like this.’”
“The way my brother eats ice cream”
“Got my key stuck/broke in my mailbox.”
“I’ve been trying to tell my husband our oven runs hot and he should cook things at a lower temp and for less time. He just didn’t believe me.”
“My trombone after my friend jumped on it”
“10-month-old iPhone (that has never been dropped or exposed to extreme temps) suddenly decides to do this.”
“My daughter asked if I was doing a magic trick...”
“Just dropped my DS that I’ve had since I was little...and I’m not sure they make them anymore.”
“The rain has begun and rats decided to make their own rain gear out of mine.”
“I forgot to add marinara sauce to the order.”
“I just wanted to make some fun Halloween cupcakes.”
“My parents’ watermelon harvest will not be getting us through the winter.”
“The gum I just paid full price for”
“The Pyrex pie dish couldn’t take the heat. The Halloween party is in 2 hours.”
“Just broke off a piece of my debit card while trying to order food.”
“I sneezed and then I couldn’t see very well.”
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That takes talent, I'm not actually sure how to go about burning just the inside of a loaf...
#30
Same thing happened at my place one time, you could see the beak and everything in the print. The bird did survive but it was sitting stunned on the deck for a couple hours...
microwave, moist part in the middle ...
WTF she's hot
And at time-and-a-half, double time on the weekend, I would too.
wait til dark bag-em or cut it down and set fire to it