“I think my husband was tired this morning because that is dog food and not coffee beans.”
“How my 6-year-old daughter locked her diary...”
“I found this aberration at Walmart. Seriously? A mollusk skeleton...?”
“My dad turned our house into a cyclops.”
“A sign found on my local Starbucks’ display case.”
“This is what we get up to in specialty medicine during vet tech appreciation week. I DON’T want my nails trimmed.”
“How my cat sleeps under the coffee table”
“My girl is starting a fight with the geese.”
“Wife cut her own hair today, almost gave me a heart attack upon opening the trash can...”
“This one hurt a little.”
“This bath toy should not be used in water.”
“Find what doesn’t belong in my garage.”
“Some kid’s note got confiscated and the teacher started giggling.”
“He’s crying because he thinks he’s locked out...”