"The way society views donkeys versus zebras is an example of how pretty privilege works."
"We live on a planet where every so often, a mountain explodes. And we’re just supposed to be okay with that."
"You’ve probably done something habitually that a stranger has noticed, thought was cool, and tried to emulate"
"In the board game Clue, the killer must have left behind a messy crime scene if players can’t tell if Mr. Boddy was shot, stabbed, strangled, or beaten."
"School just catches you up on all of humanity’s progress so that you can continue where we left off."
"Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal."
"Many men learned how to shave their face from their dad, most men had to figure out how to shave their balls by themselves"
"A positive thing about aging is that there is a higher and higher chance that someone has died that witnessed you do something embarrassing in the past and that memory is gone forever."
"You’ve probably spoken to yourself in your head more than you’ll ever speak to another person in your life."
"Cats are nowhere near as intelligent as humans yet it just feels like they know something we don’t"
"The idea that pirates burried their treasure probably started when one pirate lied about how much treasure he stole and another pirate asked to see it."
"Salt is the only rock that’s socially acceptable to eat."
"The inability to easily lick our genitals is probably up there with opposable thumbs for allowing humankind to advance."
"You never see a snail arrive. They are always ‘just there’."
"Tombstones will probably have QR codes on them in the future that share the life-story of those buried there."
"Powerball billionaires are probably way better for the economy than traditional billionaires."
"Getting very drunk is way more fun than being very drunk."
"In the span of half a century, we went from cars that have neither have cassette players nor CD players, to cars that have cassette players, to cars that have CD players, and then back to cars that have neither."
"The fact that most of us can decide if we fart or sh#t demonstrate the accurate control we have over our @$$hole"
"It’s not fair that bears simultaneously look so cute fuzzy and cuddly and will also tear you to shreds"
"Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you serotonin."
"You don’t know how many oreos is too many, until you’ve eaten too many."
"The amount of spam bots interacting and replying with other spam bots is probably ridiculously high."
"There’s a whole industry dedicated to us wiping our butts."
"The CIA probably has the biggest database of d#ck pics in the world"
"The smell of every dumpster is consistently the same."
"Orange the fruit and orange the colour are not the same word in other languages."
"The odds of you dying tomorrow increase each day you live."
"Audiobooks are the inverse of subtitles"
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German as well.
not in dutch. Sinaasappel is derived from China apple.
-- Tyler Durden, Fight Club
The self made billionaire tend to hold on to their money in investments and lock the money away. The lottery winner tend to spend it all very fast putting all that money back into circulation and that helps the economy move.